WHAT? WATT? WHERE? WARE?
by Thom Goddard
( London, UK)
An individual requires roadside aid after damaging down on Watt Street in Ware, Georgia.
Customer: Hello? Hello there?
Dispatcher: Hello … are you there?
C: Oh, hello there.
D: Yes, hi.
C: Oh, say thanks to benefits.
D: Can I assist you?
C: Yes, yes.
D: What can I assist you with?
C: My automobile has actually damaged down.
D: What appears to be the issue.
C: Well … my automobile will not function.
D: Yes, I understand.
C: There’s no demand to be like that.
D: Sorry. What has occurred?
C: I was simply driving along and also the automobile passed away.
D: Dead?
C: Stopped functioning. Collapsed. Kapput!
D: There’s no requirement to be like that.
C: Sorry. The cars and truck has actually quit working as well as I require roadside assistance.
D: Of program. That’s what we do.
C: Excellent!
D: I simply require some information. Where are you?
C: Yes.
D: I imply what community.
C: Ware.
D: The area you’ve damaged down?
C: Ware.
D: The name of the location you standing today?
C: I remain in Ware.
D: What are you asking me for?
C: I’m not asking you, I’m informing you.
D: Where?
C: That’s the name.
D: Where’s name.
C: Yeah.
D: Well go on as well as inform me.
C: That’s it.
D: That’s where?
C: Precisely.
D: Look do you really have an auto?
C: What type of inquiry is that? Obviously I possess a vehicle. And also it’s damaged down.
D: Where’s it damaged down.
C: That’s right.
D: Is it?
C: Yes.
D: Look, when the repair work guy appears to your vehicle, where do you desire him to go?
C: Straight there.
D: Where?
C: There.
D: The vehicle?
C: Yes. Currently you’ve obtained it.
D: Got it? Where?
C: YES!
D: Ok. Do you have rested nav?
C: Yes.
D: When your rested nav locates the vehicle, where does it claim it is?
C: Ware.
D: The rested nav.
C: Ware.
D: The satellite navigating.
C: In Ware.
D: What are you asking me for?
C: I’m not asking you, I’m informing you!
D: Fine. Fail to remember the community.
C: No, not Forget …
D: I’m mean, allow’s go on.
C: Ok.
D: What’s the name of the road?
C: How did you understand that?
D: What?
C: Yes.
D: Pardon?
C: No, Watt … Street.
D: What are you asking me for?
C: I’m not asking you, I’m informing you!
D: You’re not informing me anything.
C: I’m informing you every little thing. Currently I’m on Watt Street.
D: I do not recognize.
C: Why not I simply informed you.
D: Told me?
C: Yes.
D: Told me what?
C: Yes.
D: What?
C: That’s it.
D: The name of the road?
C: Spot on.
D: Spot on?
C: Spot on.
D: So, currently we’re obtaining someplace. Place On Street. Currently what’s the name of the community?
C: No, that’s the name of the road!
D: What is?
C: Yes.
D: Yes?
C: Yes.
D: So, Yes Street in what community?
C: No, Watt Street, Ware.
D: What are you asking me for?
C: I’m not asking you!
D: Ok, this is obtaining us no place.
C: No, simply Ware.
D: Ok.
C: Ok? You’ve obtained it?
D: Say I am driving to you what indication should I watch out for?
C: Ware.
D: When I’m driving to you?
C: Ware.
D: Driving to you.
C: Ware.
D: Oh, allow’s not begin this once more.
C: No … the automobile will not begin. That’s the issue.
D: Is there a join the roadway?
C: Yes.
D: What does it claim?
C: Watt.
D: The indication.
C: Watt.
D: The join the roadway.
C: Watt.
D: READ OUT THE LETTERING ON THE ROAD SIGN.
C: Watt Street.
D: YES, ON THE STREET.
C: Watt Street.
D: THE STREET YOU’RE STANDING ON!
C: Watt Street.
D: Oh, I can not take this anymore. I’m mosting likely to inform the fixing guy whatever you inform me.
C: Excellent. This has actually taken a long time.
D: Where is the community.
C: Yes.
D: Yes Town?
C: No, Ware.
D: Where Town?
C: Do you have problem recognizing English?
D: No, why?
C: Where Town. Me on phone. You pay attention.
D: What?
C: Yes, that’s the road.
D: Ok, you get on What Street in Where.
C: Now that’s the initial point you’ve claimed right.
D: I do not also recognize what I’m speaking about!
C: But that’s ideal – Watt Street, Ware.
D: Please do not begin that once again.
C: No issue.
D: So finally, your name?
C: Annie/ Mike (relying on stars).
D: Ok, Annie/ Mike wha … Do you have a last name?
C: Place/ Orr.
D: Annie Place/ Mike Or … Any Place?/ My Car? Goodnight!!!
Note: For efficiencies in the UK the roadway is Watt Street in Ware, Hertfordshire.
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Nov 30, 2017
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Humorous! BRAND-NEW
by: Smylee
This spoof was so amusing as well as the awesome point was that it also perplexed me!
Mar 19, 2016
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Oh yes!
by: Desi
Love this! So amusing
Mar 16, 2016
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Amusing!
by: Deborah
Thom, What a terrific act! I like it – it is incredibly amusing. Thanks a lot for sharing it!
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