WHAT? WATT? WHERE? WARE?

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WHAT? WATT? WHERE? WARE?

by Thom Goddard
( London, UK)

An individual requires roadside aid after damaging down on Watt Street in Ware, Georgia.

Customer: Hello? Hello there?

Dispatcher: Hello … are you there?

C: Oh, hello there.

D: Yes, hi.

C: Oh, say thanks to benefits.

D: Can I assist you?

C: Yes, yes.

D: What can I assist you with?

C: My automobile has actually damaged down.

D: What appears to be the issue.

C: Well … my automobile will not function.

D: Yes, I understand.

C: There’s no demand to be like that.

D: Sorry. What has occurred?

C: I was simply driving along and also the automobile passed away.

D: Dead?

C: Stopped functioning. Collapsed. Kapput!

D: There’s no requirement to be like that.

C: Sorry. The cars and truck has actually quit working as well as I require roadside assistance.

D: Of program. That’s what we do.

C: Excellent!

D: I simply require some information. Where are you?

C: Yes.

D: I imply what community.

C: Ware.

D: The area you’ve damaged down?

C: Ware.

D: The name of the location you standing today?

C: I remain in Ware.

D: What are you asking me for?

C: I’m not asking you, I’m informing you.

D: Where?

C: That’s the name.

D: Where’s name.

C: Yeah.

D: Well go on as well as inform me.

C: That’s it.

D: That’s where?

C: Precisely.

D: Look do you really have an auto?

C: What type of inquiry is that? Obviously I possess a vehicle. And also it’s damaged down.

D: Where’s it damaged down.

C: That’s right.

D: Is it?

C: Yes.

D: Look, when the repair work guy appears to your vehicle, where do you desire him to go?

C: Straight there.

D: Where?

C: There.

D: The vehicle?

C: Yes. Currently you’ve obtained it.

D: Got it? Where?

C: YES!

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D: Ok. Do you have rested nav?

C: Yes.

D: When your rested nav locates the vehicle, where does it claim it is?

C: Ware.

D: The rested nav.

C: Ware.

D: The satellite navigating.

C: In Ware.

D: What are you asking me for?

C: I’m not asking you, I’m informing you!

D: Fine. Fail to remember the community.

C: No, not Forget …

D: I’m mean, allow’s go on.

C: Ok.

D: What’s the name of the road?

C: How did you understand that?

D: What?

C: Yes.

D: Pardon?

C: No, Watt … Street.

D: What are you asking me for?

C: I’m not asking you, I’m informing you!

D: You’re not informing me anything.

C: I’m informing you every little thing. Currently I’m on Watt Street.

D: I do not recognize.

C: Why not I simply informed you.

D: Told me?

C: Yes.

D: Told me what?

C: Yes.

D: What?

C: That’s it.

D: The name of the road?

C: Spot on.

D: Spot on?

C: Spot on.

D: So, currently we’re obtaining someplace. Place On Street. Currently what’s the name of the community?

C: No, that’s the name of the road!

D: What is?

C: Yes.

D: Yes?

C: Yes.

D: So, Yes Street in what community?

C: No, Watt Street, Ware.

D: What are you asking me for?

C: I’m not asking you!

D: Ok, this is obtaining us no place.

C: No, simply Ware.

D: Ok.

C: Ok? You’ve obtained it?

D: Say I am driving to you what indication should I watch out for?

C: Ware.

D: When I’m driving to you?

C: Ware.

D: Driving to you.

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C: Ware.

D: Oh, allow’s not begin this once more.

C: No … the automobile will not begin. That’s the issue.

D: Is there a join the roadway?

C: Yes.

D: What does it claim?

C: Watt.

D: The indication.

C: Watt.

D: The join the roadway.

C: Watt.

D: READ OUT THE LETTERING ON THE ROAD SIGN.

C: Watt Street.

D: YES, ON THE STREET.

C: Watt Street.

D: THE STREET YOU’RE STANDING ON!

C: Watt Street.

D: Oh, I can not take this anymore. I’m mosting likely to inform the fixing guy whatever you inform me.

C: Excellent. This has actually taken a long time.

D: Where is the community.

C: Yes.

D: Yes Town?

C: No, Ware.

D: Where Town?

C: Do you have problem recognizing English?

D: No, why?

C: Where Town. Me on phone. You pay attention.

D: What?

C: Yes, that’s the road.

D: Ok, you get on What Street in Where.

C: Now that’s the initial point you’ve claimed right.

D: I do not also recognize what I’m speaking about!

C: But that’s ideal – Watt Street, Ware.

D: Please do not begin that once again.

C: No issue.

D: So finally, your name?

C: Annie/ Mike (relying on stars).

D: Ok, Annie/ Mike wha … Do you have a last name?

C: Place/ Orr.

D: Annie Place/ Mike Or … Any Place?/ My Car? Goodnight!!!

Note: For efficiencies in the UK the roadway is Watt Street in Ware, Hertfordshire.

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Nov 30, 2017
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Humorous! BRAND-NEW
by: Smylee

This spoof was so amusing as well as the awesome point was that it also perplexed me!

Mar 19, 2016
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Oh yes!
by: Desi

Love this! So amusing

Mar 16, 2016
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Amusing!
by: Deborah

Thom, What a terrific act! I like it – it is incredibly amusing. Thanks a lot for sharing it!

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