Trashy Talk

Short skit. Need two people to play husband and wife.
Setting: Easy chair on stage. Small table next to the chair with a soda can on it or a knick knack. Man sitting on chair reading the paper. Woman with huge trash bag, pretending that it is heavy, comes in. (Stuff a trash bag with newspapers.)

The man puts down his newspaper quickly and says sweetly, "Oh, here Honeybuns. That's too heavy. Let me take out that awful trash bag for you."

The wife replies in a huff: "I know you. You just want to sneak outside and smoke a cigar. You know that the doctor's orders are no more cigars! I'll take out that trash and all the trash in the future." She walks off with a snorting sound.

After she is gone, the husband says with a smirk. "Jackpot! Hee hee."

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Sep 25, 2014
by: Deborah

Good one! Thanks for submitting it!

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