by harold rant
impatient job applicant
ja strolls in with a briefcase. Sitting waiting are i1 and i2 As ja is sitting down ija rushes in.
ija: sorry I’m late!
I1: sorry but we’ve had to call in this gentleman you will have to wait outside.
ija: but it’s not my fault you see first I had to stop for some penguins crossing the road….
I2: we’ve heard enough thank you, now go and wait outside.
ija goes outside and ja crosses his legs.
I1: so you are applying for a job as a maths teacher, what qualifications do you have?
ija pokes his head in
ija: an A star in a level maths and a graduate from college as a teacher.
I2: please go away!
ja: an A in biology and a c in home economics.
I1: is that all.
I2: you do realise you are trying for a job as a job as a maths teacher don’t you?
ja: why of course!
I1: okay what is seven plus four?
ija: easy it’s…..
I1: without you telling him!
I2: that’s, not the right answer.
I1: so you are planning to teach a subject you don’t have the first clue about?
Ja: oh yes, absolutely!
I1+i2: I think I left my water on!
Both rush out
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