the interview

by harold rant
(cardiff)

The cast
job applicant
interviewer 1
interviewer 2
impatient job applicant

The play

ja strolls in with a briefcase. Sitting waiting are i1 and i2 As ja is sitting down ija rushes in.

ija: sorry I’m late!

I1: sorry but we’ve had to call in this gentleman you will have to wait outside.

ija: but it’s not my fault you see first I had to stop for some penguins crossing the road….

I2: we’ve heard enough thank you, now go and wait outside.

ija goes outside and ja crosses his legs.

I1: so you are applying for a job as a maths teacher, what qualifications do you have?

ija pokes his head in

ija: an A star in a level maths and a graduate from college as a teacher.

I2: please go away!

ja: an A in biology and a c in home economics.

I1: is that all.

ja: yes!

I2: you do realise you are trying for a job as a job as a maths teacher don’t you?

ja: why of course!

I1: okay what is seven plus four?

ija: easy it’s…..

I1: without you telling him!

ja: seventy-four.

I2: that’s, not the right answer.

I1: so you are planning to teach a subject you don’t have the first clue about?

Ja: oh yes, absolutely!

I1+i2: I think I left my water on!

Both rush out

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Mar 26, 2018
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this is great NEW
by: raff

this is the best skit i have ever seen! love your style harold

Mar 26, 2018
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this is great NEW
by: raff

this is the funniest skit i have ever seen! love your style harold!

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