Swim Coach

by Jake Rintoul
(Fountain Valley, CA, U.S.A.)

A bad swim coach is teaching some scouts swimming for the swimming merit badge. The swim coach says they are not ready for the pool and to practice their freestyle on the ground. The children unhappily get on the ground and start effortlessly rotating their arms. Then the swim coach says, "Sloppy. Get down and give me fifty pushups." The kids groan and start doing their pushups. Then, a man approaches the swim coach. He says, "What are you doing? You're fired. Get an easier job." The swim coach then says, "Fine. I'll be a scoutmaster," and walks away.

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