Bully: Give me your money now!
Kid: No, it is mine for lunch.
Bully: Give it now or else!
Kid: I would never give it to you.
Bully punches kid Kid falls down holding face
Bully: But I didn’t start the fight the other kid started it and then I finished it.
Kid: No, he is lying to you. He punched me in the face then ran away when he saw you coming.
Teacher: Okay, I will call both your parents and see if they can come down to the school and talk.
Kid: That is fine with me and if you want to make sure you tell them it is okay.
Teacher: Okay, what is your number?
Kid: (Make up a phone number)
Teacher: Thank you. And what is your phone number, Ryker?
Bully: What? {sarcastically} I don’t know why you want jerk?
Teacher: Joe, will you look up Ryker destroyer’s number?
Joe: Yep one second please. I am on an important call.
Teacher: Thank you, leaving them right here for one minute.
Joe: Here is the number, ready (make up a number)
Teacher: (repeats number Joe gave). Okay thank you. I will be right back and get you. Teacher leaves
Bully: You want to make a run for it?
Kid: Why?
Bully: Because my parents would beat me if I get in trouble.
Kid: Okay let’s go now before he comes back and figures out what we did.
Bully: Let’s go now to get to the bank by the time he gets back.
Teacher comes in the room
Teacher: Wait, where are they? Teacher looks frantically
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