Welcome to our Short Funny Skits page. We will be posting these straight on this page until there are too many to keep organized and then we will move them to PDF files where you can download them and print them for your use. Most of these skits will make great skits for events such as campfire skits, boy scout skits, church skits, family skits or any time you need a good, short, funny skit. These are great ice breakers and really grab people's attention. There's nothing like making people laugh to get them to warm up.
This is a great campfire skit. Have three people hidden out in the woods where nobody can see, but where they can be heard.
One character is on stage and speaks a monologue as follows:
Have you guys noticed that this place has an echo to it? Yeah, it does. Listen to this. Hello!!!
(Three voices in the woods say Hello! one at a time - Hello, Hello, Hello)
See? I told you. Let's try another one. This camp is the greatest camp ever!
(Three voices in the woods say one at a time: This camp is the greatest camp ever!)
Here's another one. I like my sandwiches with bologna!
(Three voices in the woods say one at a time: I like my sandwiches with... leaving off the word bologna.)
That was kind of strange, wasn't it? Let's try another one.
James Dugan (insert your name or the name of a camp counselor or something that would be funny here) is a great guy!
(Three voices in the woods say one at a time: Bologna, Bologna, Bologna!)
The Candy Store is another of our short funny skits that we love. Ask two people from the audience to come on stage and have each participant hold one end of a scarf, rope or string. Have them stand in such a way as to form a table or counter while the main actor (the candy store owner) stands behind.
Another actor enters the candy store and asks the store owner if he has any M & Ms. The candy store owner answers that he does not. He can say something such as, "I am sorry, I am all out of M & Ms today." The customer asks for a different candy, such as 3 Musketeers and gets the same response. "I am sorry. We are completely out of 3 Musketeer bars." The customer asks about another candy bar such as Snickers or Skittles. Again, the candy store owner claims to be out of the wanted candy.
Finally in frustration the customer says, "I can't believe you don't have any of these candies! What kind of candy store are you running here anywhere?"
The candy store owner says, "I don't have any of those two candies, but I do have two suckers holding a string" as he points to the two audience members holding the string.
Here are some other funny skits in PDF format for you to print:
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