Free Funny Skits

Please enjoy these free funny skits. We are providing them in PDF format so that you can print out as many copies as you need for your actors.

Frontier Mortician - a skit that has been around for quite a while and is absolutely hilarious. There are many one-liners in this skit and would be great for adults, seniors and older children. Younger children would probably not understand a lot of the plays on words.

Lollipop, Oh, Lollipop - A funny, short Valentine's Day Skit.

The Invisible Bench - A short skit contributed by one of our readers.

The Mule and the Bandit - Written by our resident playwright Mary Engquist. A silly short skit about a mule and a bandit.

Stand By Your Man - Another short Valentine's Day Skit.

Zimmerman and Bubba - A retirement skit.

These skits come from a variety of sources. Some have been around for ages. Some are newer. Some are our original skits, which we hope that you will enjoy. Some are written by you, our readers! (See more info on this below.)

Skits are in great demand among many groups of people. Senior citizens are actively looking for skits for their clubs and groups. Teachers often use skits in the classroom for teaching purposes. Churches, youth groups, etc. are almost always using skits to teach God's Truth in a creative manner. Scouting troops, both Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts, are always looking for fresh new ideas.

We are hoping to provide a huge resource for people to draw from for skit ideas and inspiration. We are even asking for your help in making this happen. You can see our form below for submitting skits that you know of or even your original skits. This can be a great writing assignment for a creative homeschooled child. I know there are many creative adults as well who would love to try their hand at playwriting.

We are also looking for those good old standards that have been around for ages. These skits have stood the test of time so we know they are good and funny. So please send them to us!! We really appreciate it!

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Do you know a funny skit? Have you written one yourself? We are always interested in your submissions. Please tell us your funny skits and we will add them to our website. Please be sure to tell us if it is an original you wrote or that you just know of. Your input makes our website better, so thank you!

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the interview 
The cast job applicant interviewer 1 interviewer 2 impatient job applicant The play ja strolls in with a briefcase. Sitting waiting are i1 and …

The Gum Chewers 
one person puts their gum on char, someone else sits on it and throws it on floor, someone else walks on it and throws it back on the chair, first person …

Dissecting The Chicken Joke 
Two of people stand in a hallway. One turns to the other: 1. I’ve got a joke for you. 2. Oh yeah? 1. Why did the chicken cross the road? …

A person calls for roadside assistance after breaking down on Watt Street in Ware, Georgia. Caller: Hello? Hello? Dispatcher: Hello... are you …

I'm Pebbles😱 
There is an adult standing in a room looking at a watch A girl walks in and the adult says "where have you been!!" Girl says " I was just throwing pebbles …

The Invisible Bench 
This skit is about two dumb people sitting on a bench. This bench is invisible, though. One person walks in and sits on an invisible bench (bends knees …

Gravity Check 
This is a very short gag skit sent in by Jake from Brisbane: Say, "Gravity check," and then fall down.

Bouncing Ball Not rated yet
First kid: playing with "ball" Second kid: What are you doing First kid: Playing with the most bouncy ball ever Second kid: Cool can I try …

If the Shoe fits Wear It Not rated yet
Characters Paul Julie Setting: A fancy restaurant Paul: Happy anniversary sweety! Julie: Happy anniversary! Paul: Ya know, i’ve been thinking …

the postbox skit Not rated yet
THE POSTBOX SKIT! Roles Highway maintenance person 1: Jed Highway maintenance person 2: Carlin Person: Raff Postman: Leighton The script Jed …

Swim Coach Not rated yet
A bad swim coach is teaching some scouts swimming for the swimming merit badge. The swim coach says they are not ready for the pool and to practice their …

power of the tongue Not rated yet
Came in with a towel and house coat complaining about life and how miserable I was: Moaning and groaning about how bad life is. Then miserably picked …

mean girl s Not rated yet
Mean girls are two mean sisters that are snobby and obnoxious.When they meet two geeks named Nikki and Tara. Soon they are suspended from school for 2 …

Two dumb blondes - short skit, any age Not rated yet
Two blondes with wigs on. One is slowly walking down one side of the auditorium. The other is standing on the other side of the auditorium. The blonde …

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